8 Things I Can Do Without.

8. Squirrel Hunting
7. Homework
6. Kapoofs
5. Grades
4. Drama
3. Knee Surgery
2. Loneliness
1. Apple Cider

8 Things I Cannot Do Without.

8. Music
7. Grey's Anatomy
6. Sweatshirt/Northface
5. My friends
4. Christmas
3. Summertime
2. My Family
1. Gazda's Heifers.

Jolly Ole' St. Nicholas

Who is to say that Santa does not exist? For hundreds and thousands of years, children bursting with excitement have awakened on Christmas morning to see what Santa has brought them. Eventually the news is broken to us, whether it be by a parent, an older sibling, or the class bully who has failed a couple of grades and therefore is older, that Santa is not real. This is each child's first heartbreak. Well I'm here to mend those broken hearts by telling all the little and big kids that Santa is real. Although we may not still have our original Mr. Claus, we do have a direct decsendent. You see, its a family business, per say. And in the hundreds of thousands of years after the original Santa began this worldwide empire, some little bratty kid did not receive any presents. He could hardly be mad at Santa, as he warned us not to be naughty, because naughty kids go on the naughty list. Why should Santa waste those valuable elf-made toys on selfish little brats when there are so many sweet, adorable, deserving kids. After their child didn't receive any presents these parents had to do something fast, they laid out a load of presents themselves, then they preceded to tell their friends that Santa was not real and eventually the word spread. Rumors get around so fast, especially rumors as big as this. So now, poor Santa, is practically out of business, only able to give toys to those few children who have not been brainwashed.